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First Annual Walmart-NASCAR Customized Car Competition

Sparks Hosts First Annual Walmart-NASCAR Custom Car Competition by Rob Peter Sparks (NV) News Leader April 1, 2012 EXCLUSIVE TO THE NEWS LEADER — Our town’s population of 90,000 grew by 5,000 today as car buffs from around the country … Continue reading

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Mitt Romney: Heaven or Hell?

As it must come to us all, Mitt Romney eventually passes away. Moments later, his soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it … Continue reading

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Mommy the Pole Dancer?

The first-grade class was given a homework assignment by their teacher: draw a picture of what your Mom or Dad does for a living. This is the drawing that one adorable tyke turned in: The mother later sent a note … Continue reading

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Fables for the Modern Age, Part Two

Three economists and three pollsters were going on a trip by train from Washington, DC to Chicago. Before the journey, the pollsters purchased three tickets but the economists only bought one. The pollsters were glad their stupid colleagues were going … Continue reading

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A Teabagger Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman with teabags hanging off her hat and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream … Continue reading

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The Paycheck President

Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are traveling in the South Carolina countryside.  Weary, they stop at a small country inn.  “I only have two rooms, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn,” the innkeeper … Continue reading

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Mitt’s Sheep Bet

When he was head of Bain Capital, Mitt Romney was driving in the countryside one day when he came upon a shepherd with a huge flock of sheep crossing the road. Stopping his car, Romney yelled at the shepherd, “I … Continue reading

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The Lie-Detector Robot

Dad invents a lie-detector robot that slaps people when it catches them lying and decides to test it at home during dinner. DAD: “Son, where were you today when you were supposed to be in school?” SON: “I was in … Continue reading

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