Today’s Quote: Hypocritical Prayer

The Christopublicans routinely violate nearly every teaching of Jesus, such as this:

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Try to Be Punctual, So to Squeak

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Signs o’ the Times from Stupidest.com


H/T to Stupidest.com. Go there to see more (the link is in the previous sentence).

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Last Issue of The Tea Party Christian Patriot Gazette

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13 Reasons to Vote Republican

13 Reasons To Vote Republican

by Jimbo
Posted to Sodahead
February 23, 2012

1. I voted Republican because you can blame problems on poor people instead of the rich ones who actually run things.

2. I voted Republican because firefighters and teachers are scum-sucking leeches, but the oil companies raking in record profits NEED those hundreds of millions in taxpayer subsidies.

3. I voted Republican because I believe companies like my cable TV provider, insurance company and credit card company could do a better job running the country than the government, no matter how much they screw me over.

4. I voted Republican because I don’t trust the government, although I favored the government spying on my health/financial records and tapping my phone when Bush was in office to keep us safe from ‘trrists.

5. I voted Republican because I don’t really care whether terrorists, murderers and drug dealers own guns or not.

6. I voted Republican because I believe climate change doesn’t exist; if I can’t see it with my own two eyes, it doesn’t exist. Like gravity.

7. I voted Republican because I hate women having abortions, but once the baby is born and dies from a preventable illness that’ okay.

8. I voted Republican because I believe in laying off workers to boost profits; then I get to complain about lazy unemployed people.

9. I voted Republican because I understand capitalism. Demand doesn’t increase jobs…ensuring corporations pay no taxes and cutting healthcare and education does.

10. I voted Republican because I care about the deficit and support cutting services that I really need. But extra tax cuts for the super rich that actually caused the deficit should be extended indefinitely.

11. I voted Republican because I believe in never having to solve any problems in the government because I insist government is the problem anyway.

12. I voted Republican because I hate activist judges, unless they are conservative (Yes, corporations should get to spend unlimited money in elections).

13. I voted Republican because spite and fear is better than hope and change.

A cut & paste from the Daily Kos [by Jimbo].

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An Interview With Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell

STATE MANDATED RAPE – An Interview With Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell

By Paul Nicholas Boylan
From the blog, “People of Earth: Attention”

[In this frankly fictitious interview, Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell talks candidly about the latest attempt by Republicans in the Virginia State legislature to pass a law requiring women who seek an abortion to submit to having a large, long wand shoved up their vaginas as punishment.]

PEOPLE OF EARTH: Let’s cut to the chase, Governor. What the hell is this law that everyone is talking about?

MCDONNELL: I presume you are referring to House Bill 462.

POE: That depends. What does House Bill 462 do?

MCDONNELL: It punishes women who want an abortion by mandating that they first get this big thing shoved up their hoo-has.

Read the rest here.

Copyright 2012 Paul Nicholas Boylan.

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Santorum’s Position on Every Issue Neatly Summed Up

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Today’s Quote Plus: The Party of the Insane Strikes Again

“Today one of our political parties has gone insane, and we all know which one that is.”
— Bruce Bartlett, conservative Republican and former economist in the Reagan Administration. From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Feb. 22, 2012.

If you harbor any doubt that the GOP has gone completely, over-the-edge, rabid-dog, piss-pants insane, here are three quick pieces in just one day that prove the point:

“GOP Rep. John Sullivan claims he used a poor choice of words during a town hall in Oklahoma when he said that shooting Democratic Senators would be the only way to get Paul Ryan’s destructive budget through the US Senate. But I’m not buying his apology for one minute.

“After expressing his support for the GOP budget that shreds Medicare, Sullivan told his constituents in Bixby, Oklahoma on Wednesday that killing Democratic Senators may be the only guarantee of it’s passage unless Democrats take heavy Election Day losses this November.”
— Stephen D. Foster Jr., “Republican Rep. John Sullivan Says Shooting Democratic Senators Is The Only Way To Pass The Ryan Budget.” AddictingInfo.org, Feb. 23, 2012.

Sure, Republicans believe in freedom — except for other people’s opinions…

“Nearly a week has gone by since House Republicans held their anti-women, anti-birth control committee hearing with a full panel of men to testify about contraception. Claiming that the hearing was about religious freedom and not a woman’s right to have access to birth control, Republicans literally gave control of the hearing to sexist religious bigots and televised it. Not one woman was allowed to speak about a topic important to them. Only men were allowed to testify about it.

“But Democrats have decided to change that by holding a contraception hearing of their very own. There’s just one problem. House Republicans, in their infinite hatred of women, refuse to broadcast the hearing on television. According to aides for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, the Republican leadership specifically ordered the House recording studio that controls the C-SPAN cameras to deny the Democrats the equal time to allow women to testify about birth control.”
— Stephen D. Foster Jr., “House Republicans Intend To Censor Democratic Hearing On Birth Control,”
AddictingInfo.org, Feb. 23, 2012.

And then there’s the certifiable Lou Dobbs, dumping on Dr. Seuss and children’s films for supposedly ‘indoctrinating’ kids into the evil liberal agenda. Gee, I guess the pathetic Lou has just run out of bullshit. Video from Mediaite, “Lou Dobbs Compares The Lorax To Occupy Wall Street As The War On Children’s Movies Continues”:

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Today’s Music: “Five Long Years” Plus Obama Does (Part of) “Sweet Home Chicago”

Jeff Beck, Buddy Guy, Gary Clark Jr, and Mick Jagger jam on the old Muddy Waters classic, “Five Long Years,“ and President Obama chimes in later on “Sweet Home Chicago.” (I never thought I’d live long enough to have a president who knew the lyrics to a blues tune, and could sing it on key. Go Obama.)  This is excerpted from “In Performance at the White House” which airs on PBS Monday, February 27th at 9:pm E/8 C.

President Obama sings (part of) “Sweet Home Chicago”:

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Scary Santorum is Even Losing Republican Women

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