Caught in the Internet: Lost in Mistranslation

Signs in English from Around the World

— In a Bangkok, Thailand, religious shrine:

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

— Cocktail lounge in Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

— A doctor’s office in Rome, Italy:

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

— Dry cleaners in Bangkok, Thailand:

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

— In a Nairobi restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

— On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

— In a Spanish restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

— In a Prague cemetery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

— A Tokyo hotel’s room sign:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

— On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

— In a Tokyo bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

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Today’s Quotes: Obama and Romney — the Choice is Clear

One just took a stand on gay marriage that may cost him some votes; the other just panders and lies and babbles nonsense.



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Conservative Sarkozy is Bounced as Socialist Francois Hollande Wins the French Presidency

Something important I neglected to post earlier this week. After a flirtation with conservatism, France and other countries, like Greece, have had it with austerity measures and the other debilitating features of pro-wealth, anti-public rule.  Conservative Party British PM David Cameron will be next to fall, not only due to his austere economic policies, but also his manifold scandals, most of them traced to his close relationship with Rupert Murdoch’s crumbling and corrupt media empire. Despite the pop-eyed hallucinations of the American right-wing, President Obama is not a socialist in the mold of France’s new president Francois Hollande, but if he’s reelected and the Dems do well in Congress, perhaps we can at least get some more progressive measures passed and wave goodbye to the lunatic and obstructionist Teabaggers for good.

Socialist Hollande in, Sarkozy out, as France elects a new president

By the CNN Wire Staff
updated 9:56 PM EDT, Sun May 6, 2012

Paris (CNN) — Francois Hollande defeated French President Nicolas Sarkozy in a presidential runoff Sunday, signaling a shift to the left as the country and Europe fight to dig out of a weak economy.

In a victory speech to supporters in Tulle, Hollande declared his win “a great date for our country, and a new start for Europe.” The Socialist challenger promised to govern for all of France.

“Many people have been waiting for this moment for many long years. Others, younger, have never known such a time. … I am proud to be capable to bring about hope again,” he told the cheering crowd.

“Tonight, there are not two Frances. … There is only one France, only one nation that is united with the same destiny,” Hollande said.

The president-elect, who will be the nation’s first left-wing president since Francois Mitterrand left office in 1995, suggested there was a sense of relief in many European countries because of his win.

“Austerity can no longer be something that is inevitable,” he said.

Later, Hollande went to Paris, where he addressed a large crowd at the Bastille. Supporters waved flags and shouted his name.

“I know what many people feel — years and years of wounds, of ruptures, and we have to repair, recover, unite. That is what we’re going to do together,” he vowed.

Hollande congratulated Sarkozy, who earlier conceded to Hollande as results from exit polls and official tallies in the runoff election came in.

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Today’s Music: The Beatles, “Norwegian Wood”

One of my favorite Beatles tunes, more for the melody line than the lyrics, though.

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Cartoons: Romney at Random

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Today’s Quote: Scott Walker, Far Right Rock Star

“Walker’s supporters feel intensely in favor of him. And his opponents, the people supporting me, are very, very unhappy with the way he created an ideological civil war here in the state of Wisconsin and now is having the time of his life becoming the rock star of the far right, going around the country giving fundraising speeches.”
— Milwaukee (WI) Mayor Tom Barrett, Democratic Party nominee for Governor to replace Republican wingnut Scott Walker, as quoted by Politico.

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Tom Barrett Wins Wisconsin Dem Primary; Will Face Walker June 5th

Barrett wins Democratic primary, to face Walker in June

Jason Stein and Patrick Marley
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
3:00 a.m. CDT, May 9, 2012

Shrugging off millions of dollars spent by labor groups to defeat him, Tom Barrett strolled to victory in Tuesday’s Democratic primary and set up a more taxing sprint toward June 5 — a historic recall that will be a rematch of his unsuccessful 2010 race against Gov. Scott Walker.

In the recall primary, the Milwaukee mayor easily defeated former Dane County Executive Kathleen Falk, showing that more than $4 million from outside groups doesn’t necessarily buy a close race.

As Barrett was campaigning Tuesday, Walker was barnstorming the state and showing the fight he will bring to what is expected to be a brutal month of canvassing for one of the most important elections to state office in Wisconsin history. A poll last week showed Walker and Barrett in a dead heat.

Walker, who won over 600,000 votes despite facing only token opposition Tuesday, has been preparing for months for the fast-approaching election, raising a record $25 mil lion, while Barrett must now pivot toward this race with far fewer resources.

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From Act Blue:

Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett won the Democratic nomination to take on Scott Walker in the June 5 recall.

By uniting around Tom Barrett, we can take back Wisconsin and bring an end to Walker’s disastrous agenda. Join with Progressives United and contribute to Mayor Barrett’s campaign today. [If you’d like to contribute, go here.]

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Video: The Marco Rubio Fraud

From a geeky Florida Republican who, despite his grandiose Bilderberg conspiracy theories, does have a few facts straight about the potential Romney Veep choice:

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Today’s Music: Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee, “Bring It On Home to Me”

Piedmont-Delta folk blues kings Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee tear it up on this tune written and made popular by Sam Cooke.

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The Right-Wing Propaganda Devil vs. the Goddess of Truth

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