Signs in English from Around the World
— In a Bangkok, Thailand, religious shrine:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
— Cocktail lounge in Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
— A doctor’s office in Rome, Italy:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
— Dry cleaners in Bangkok, Thailand:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
— In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
— On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
— In a Spanish restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
— In a Prague cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
— A Tokyo hotel’s room sign:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
— On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
— In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.