Herman Cain’s Lie Detector Test

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Sunday Sermon in Cartoons

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Music: “Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk” by Frank Zappa

This needs no introduction:

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Undercover Oakland Cop Supports OWS Movement

As Libertarian/conservative economics writer Mark Skousen once said, “History repeats itself, but never in the same way.” Yes, the stopped analog clock is right twice a day, as the cliche says, because the digital job just goes completely blank, you know, like Rick Perry. (OK, cheap joke — untimely brain freeze can happen to anyone, especially those over 50.)

At any rate, the 1960s are being repeated on the streets of America, but not in the same way. In the ’60s, the police and military (except for small factions) were largely very conservative and didn’t support the various civil rights, anti-war, anti-draft, and women’s liberation demonstrations. Now, particularly with more minorities and women in the ranks, many of the enlisted ratings are proudly joining the OWS Movement — including some of the hardcases in the Marines — and most police officers have noticed that the politicians the OWS are protesting against are the same ones trying to cut their benefits, pensions and jobs. In the ’60s, the economy was in much better shape and conservatism really is a luxury of good times; now, with Wall Street still running amok and the economy headed for another collapse, plus the staggeringly dumb and pig-headed insistence by the elitist GOP that already-tried tax cuts for the rich and eliminating public employees like cops will fix everything, the lines between who is one of the 99 Percent and who isn’t are clearly drawn. Like the military, most cops realize that the people ordering them into action are the same ones who will drop them like a hot rock if it’s politically or monetarily advantageous. In the military, the bond of consistent loyalty to the brass died in Iraq, and began in Vietnam; in law enforcement, the bond of fealty to the ‘white shirt’ officers and government is slowly dying as well in the wake of the Occupy Movement. Here, in an interview with Justin Warren, an undercover Oakland cop named Fred Shavies, sent in to infiltrate the OWS protests in Oakland, CA, bravely voices his support for the movement. I suspect he is just the tip of a very large and sharp-angled iceberg that is rising to the surface after forming in the Midwest as a reaction to the Republican Party’s tyrannical overreach there. The cops and those in the service are also tired of getting screwed, just like the rest of us.

Man Outed as Undercover Cop at Occupy Oakland Condemns Police Brutality, Supports the Movement
Zaid Jilani
Think Progress
Nov. 11, 2011

Read the story here.

OPD Officer Discusses Viral Copwatch Video from Justin Warren on Vimeo.

Related:

Who’s Behind the Mayhem at the Occupy Oakland Protests?
Joshua Holland
AlterNet.org
Nov. 11, 2011

Read it here.

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Today’s Quotes: The Modern GOP

Turns out the late Sen. Barry Goldwater, the ‘Father of Modern Conservatism,’ was right — about this anyway.

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The Lie-Detector Robot

Dad invents a lie-detector robot that slaps people when it catches them lying and decides to test it at home during dinner.

DAD: “Son, where were you today when you were supposed to be in school?”

SON: “I was in school!”

(Robot slaps Son.)

SON: “Okay, okay — I went to the movies.”

DAD: “Which one?”

SON: “’Date with an Angel.’”

(Robot slaps Son again.)

SON: “Okay, it was ‘Date with a Porn Star.’”

DAD: “WHAT?!? Why, when I was your age, I didn’t look at that filth — I didn’t even know what porn was!”

(Robot slaps Dad.)

MOM: “Ha, ha, ha, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree — boy, he really is your son!”

(Robot slaps Mom. Rim shot!)

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The Party of Oops!

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Conservatives Really Hate Romney…

…and for good reason. As the deplorable right-wing thudpucker Erick Erickson recently wrote of Romney, “There is no issue I can find on which Mitt Romney has not taken both sides. He is neither liberal nor conservative. He is simply unprincipled. The man has no core beliefs other than in himself.”

In this narrow case, I agree with Erickson. Mitt Romney is a ‘nowhere man’; a blatant corporate sociopath who doesn’t give a damn what lies he tells as long as he thinks it will do him some good.

It’s a mystery to me why the Official Punditry of the Plutonomy thinks Mitt Romney would be the ‘most electable’ Republican to run against Obama. Sure, there are some polls that show Romney closer than any of the rest of the Nut Factory to defeating the President, but how does the Mittster get elected without the GOP Base in full support? About three-quarters of his own party can’t stand Romney and many, if you go by the comments on right-wing sites, think he’s just as ‘liberal’ as Obama, so where is their enthusiasm to get out the vote for King Flip-Flop? I know the Pundits, for whatever reasons, are bad at connecting dots, and believe that independent voters just drool over the chance to vote for Coach Wooden (contradicted by several of their own polls), but how does Mr. Exciting get elected, especially in a time of dwindling Republican registration and general lack of voter approval for All Things GOP?

Below is a video from NotMittRomney.com, another in a burgeoning coalition of Anybody But Romney conservative groups. If Mitt clinches the nomination through default, with the majority split between several candidates, we might be facing the first election I can recall where most Republicans have as much distaste for their own party standard-bearer as the opposition does. Already, a few conservatives have resigned themselves to the notion that it would be better spending four more years knocking Obama than having to passionlessly defend a President Romney’s apostasy.

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Mississippi Fred McDowell: You Got To Move

Posted as a tribute to my old friend and Blues Brother, Steve Beshekas, who died tragically in a fire on November 5th. R.I.P., Steve.

“Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.”
— Albert Einstein

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Super Cain vs. Reality

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