Cartoons: ‘Not Romney’ On the Rails?

And the suicidal demise of the Republican Party into a swirling frenzy of far-right madness, even if their presidential candidate is the execrable hypocrite Mittster.

H/T to Bartcop.com.

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Today’s Quote: GOP Willing to Ruin the Economy to Defeat Obama

Imagine if some Democrat, say Sen. Harry Reid, had made a statement like this in 2003 — “The single most important thing we want to achieve is to make President Bush a one-term president”? Rush Limbaugh would still be screaming treason and the cabal of cable TV connivers known as Fox News would still be featuring a daily hate segment condemning the Dems for indulging in politics during a time of war. (Indeed, some conservatives did do this when Junior Bush was president.) “How dare the selfish Democrats ignore the millions of Americans in need and our economic stability just so they can focus on defeating President Bush? It’s despicable and unAmerican, especially while we have troops in the field! Have they no shame, these traitors?!” Of course, the loyal stewards of the GOP message in the mass media would be echoing this nonsense, falsely appalled and demanding a denunciation from every officeholder with a ‘D’ after their name from senator to dog-catcher. But, as veterans of the political wars know, the media rules are different for Republicans.

“The Republicans seem to believe that if they tank the economy, they will be able to take down Obama and then rule over the ruins. Back in 2010, Senate GOP leader Mitch McConnell declared that ‘the single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.’ And the single best way to defeat Obama is to sabotage the economy.

“But there’s just one problem with that strategy: the Republicans have no choice but to pursue it in broad daylight. And the trouble is, if they kill Obama’s middle-class tax cut, and Obama’s American Jobs Act, and his extension of unemployment benefits, and everything else he’s advocating to revive the economy, then fair-minded voters will likely blame the Republicans, and not the president, for the catastrophic results.”
— Paul Begala, “How Rush Limbaugh Helped Hand the Election to Obama,” Newsweek, Dec. 12, 2011.

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The Death of the Newt World Order

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Today’s Quotes: Wall Street

“The richest one percent of this country owns half our country’s wealth, five trillion dollars. [It’s more now.} One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It’s bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you’re not naive enough to think we’re living in a democracy, are you, buddy? It’s the free market. And you’re a part of it. You’ve got that killer instinct. Stick around, pal, I’ve still got a lot to teach you.”
— Gordon Gekko, from Oliver Stone’s film “Wall Street” (1987).

“When psychopaths rule a society, it will exhibit their traits. Generally it will be heavily corrupted. But because deception is a primary trait of the psychopath, it will appear humane. Its traits can be observed from the highest level of government down to the street level. If you wanted to witness the madness of a civilization under psychopathic rule, you need not visit the state capital or a major city, because even the smallest village will exhibit these traits.”
— From “The Psychopathic Influence,” May 17, 2001

“Wall Street people learn nothing and forget everything.”
— Benjamin Graham

“Wall Street sees a social fabric or social contract as inefficiencies, which need to be removed.”
— David Korten

“The hopes of the Republic cannot forever tolerate either undeserved poverty or self-serving wealth.”
— Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945), 32nd President of the United States.

“Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God.”
— Logan Pearsall Smith

“All my businesses are scrupulously legal. Not because I have any moral problems with crime. It just makes my life easier to obey the law. Crime is for poor people; you don’t need to rob the bank if you own it.”
— Josh Lieb, “I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President” (2009).

“The greatest crimes are caused by surfeit, not by want.”
— Aristotle, “Politics”.

“In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep.”
— Hunter S. Thompson, “The Great Shark Hunt” (1979).

“Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find — nothing.”
— Aesop (c. 555 BCE)

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Today’s Music: Big Walter Horton Two-Fer

I met Big Walter Horton years ago at a North Side Chicago blues bar. Although his playing was loose, almost to the point of kidding, with his band, he told them to stop playing at one point and then, just him alone on the harmonica, he ended the set by riffing on “Tea For Two” and expanding that standard into one of the most incredible blues harp performances I’ve ever heard, full of improvisation and musical quotations from a number of other tunes. In short — the man could play. At the end of the night, his manager at the time asked me if I could drive Walter to his home on the South Side. I did, and some comedy confusion ensued. Both of us had had one too many shots, and Walter confused me with some cat from the bar who had wanted harp lessons. I protested that I played guitar, but half the way there he kept telling me he ‘wasn’t gonna give me no damn harp lessons.’ We straightened it out, laughed about it, and parted on good terms. I meant to check in on Walter again, but other things got in the way and then he died in 1981. R.I.P., Walter, you were one of a kind. A legend who deserves the term, here he is doing what he did best:

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Today’s Quote: Ex-Republican Knows How to Beat the Greedy Old Plutocrats

It’s true, many good progressives don’t know how to frame an idea simply in plain language (some of the sign-makers of OWS could teach them a thing or two), and tend to bury their point in the third paragraph, long after Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public have stopped listening. Whatever the reason for this, the truth-telling progressive is usually at a disadvantage to the lying GOP crapblasters who stick to their one-sentence Luntz-generated talking points. This is gradually changing, as the public attitude towards the One-Percent Republican Party changes, but the change could be accelerated by some well-chosen words. As Mark Twain once said, “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” We need more lightning and less lightning bug on the 99 Percent side.

“I know how to beat Republicans. Progressives do not know how to beat Republicans. You have to stick with a simple theme and keep pushing it.

“The Occupy Wall Street movement was studiously ignored until the police in New York City started using violence and now it’s gone viral, so you need to seize the moment, not have too many mixed messages, because that is just not going to play with Joe Average. If you’re underwater with your mortgage, you understand the Wall Street thing. That was the whole point of the GOP: ‘Our propaganda has to be simple and repetitive.’

“People who are not authoritarian by nature are not going to march to the beat of the same drummer, but it’s tricky. It can’t be identical in style to the GOP — which is now directly appealing to irrational impulses — so there is a natural tension between keeping the message simple and not insulting the intelligence of an educated person, as so much of the GOP’s recent messaging does.”
— Mike Lofgren, a former GOP staffer in Washington, “’These People May be As Crazy as Their Statements Indicate’: Why a Former GOP Staffer Quit the Party,” Leslie Thatcher, TruthOut.org, Dec. 8, 2011.

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Look Who’s Endorsing Mitt!

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Today’s Quotes: Computer Errors

“So we went to Atari and said, ‘We’ve got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts and what do you think about funding us? Or we’ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll come work for you.’ They said ‘No’. Then we went to Hewlett-Packard; they said, ‘We don’t need you. You haven’t got through college yet’.”
— Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak’s personal computer. Jobs and Wozniak went on to found Apple Computers, of course.

“Computers in the future will weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”
— Popular Mechanics, predicting the future in 1949.

“I think there’s a world market for maybe five computers.”
— Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM in 1943.

“I have travelled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.”
— The business book editor at Prentice-Hall publishers in 1957.

“But what is it good for?”
— Engineer at IBM’s Advanced Computing Systems Division, commenting on the microchip in 1968.

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
— Bill Gates of Microsoft, 1981.

“Why do you want to waste your time with computers?”
— Attributed to a Harvard professor of a young Bill Gates. Gates quit college in 1975 without graduating and went on to start Microsoft.

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Cartoons: Crapitalism Illustrated

As anyone who has been paying attention knows (like the fine cartoonists below), we no longer live in a capitalist system, if we ever did. Instead we live in a Bizarro World economy where the failures of the rich are bailed out at the expense of the middle-class and poor and one of our two major political parties thinks the answer to this is to cut benefits for everyone but the wealthy, allow corporations and banks to ream us at will, and repeat the same mistakes that led to the financial collapse in 2008. I like to call this dip into fiscal insanity ‘crapitalism.’



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The Romney $10K Betting Bill

Heard tell the DNC is putting these things out. Can that be true — the Dems are fighting back with humor instead of hrumphing like Queen Victoria’s elderly maid or wetting themselves in fear? If so, the GOP is in for big trouble next year — I mean aside from the big trouble they’re already causing themselves. As Mark Twain wrote, “No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.” It’s past time the Dems whittled these ridiculous frauds on the right down to size with ridicule — it’s the only thing the right understands (as long as it’s not too subtle) besides brute force.

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