Cartoons: Xmas Marks the Spot

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Video: ‘The Christmas Card’ by Terry Gilliam

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Christmas Messages from the Late Ayn Rand

From Internet Weekly.org.

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Wall Street Billionaire with a Heart Helps the Less Fortunate

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Today’s Music: Seasoned Greetings

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More Political Good, Bad and Ugly

More Political Good, Bad and Ugly

Good: Your husband has decided to get more involved in politics.
Bad: He’s running for president as a conservative Republican.
Ugly: He’s Rick Santorum.

Good: Your wife is a nationally-known political figure.
Bad: She’s Michele Bachmann.
Ugly: After thirty-three years of marriage, she still doesn’t know you’re gay.

Good: Your husband landed an important job in a presidential campaign.
Bad: He’s an advance man in Iowa to the hard-core Christian Right.
Ugly: He’s working for Newt Gingrich.

Good: Your wife has a new job that pays well.
Bad: Working for Mitt Romney.
Ugly: It has something to do with inserting a crank in his back in the mornings.

Good: Your daughter just got a new job.
Bad: She’s working for Ron Paul.
Ugly: Editing his newsletter.

Good: Your son’s new book is about to be published.
Bad: It’s a biography of Rick Perry.
Ugly: He’s started talking like him.

Good: Your wife just got a good-paying job.
Bad: With the Herman Cain campaign.
Ugly: He invited her to his hotel room for a private conference.

Good: Your son just got a new job.
Bad: He’s working for FreedomWorks.
Ugly: He admits he’s doing ‘coke’ but not the drug.

Good: Your daughter just landed a job working for PolitiFact.
Bad: She’s been instructed to make sure her ‘facts’ are ‘fair and balanced’ between Republicans and Democrats, even if the facts show that the Republicans lie far more often than the Dems.
Ugly: She has to come up with misleading headlines that don’t match the facts in the story.

Good: Your son was just employed as a top staffer to an important politician.
Bad: It’s House Speaker John Boehner.
Ugly: He’s tasked with making liquor store runs and applying tanning lotion.

Good: Your daughter has decided to devote herself to working with the OWS Movement.
Bad: She’s working undercover for a right-wing website owned by James O’Keefe.
Ugly: Jimmy has invited her to his parents’ house for the weekend.

Good: Your son has just received a full four-year scholarship to attend college.
Bad: The college is Penn State.
Ugly: His tuition is being paid by the Jerry Sandusky Boys’ Foundation.

Good: Your son was just hired to work for a national celebrity.
Bad: It’s Rush Limbaugh.
Ugly: His job is to oil Rush every morning and then screw his clothes on.

Good: The ideas of Thomas Jefferson are being discussed on TV.
Bad: By Gretchen Carlson on Fox News’ “Fox and Friends.”
Ugly: Carlson insists the liberal Deist Jefferson would be a conservative Christian if he were alive today and join her in condemning those who say ‘Happy Holidays’ instead of ‘Merry Christmas.’

Good: You’re not feeling well and your friend says he will find you a good doctor.
Bad: You’re flat broke and have no job or health insurance.
Ugly: Your friend is Paul Ryan.

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Video: The Allegory of the Cave

Although the current news is John Boehner and the House GOP caving on the two-month extension of payroll tax cuts and unemployment benefits, the major difference between the left and the right has to do with another type of cave, such as the one in Plato’s “Allegory of the Cave.” The right is captured and chained by their dark ideologies, primarily fundamentalist religion and ruthless capitalism, to see only the shadows of reality, and those ugly shadows are readily provided by witting and unwitting members of Fox News and the Mighty GOP Media Machine which ceaselessly work to make day into night and love into hate. It’s a ‘divide and conquer’ strategy that has served the wealthy ‘Keepers of the Flame’ and their puppets well as they intentionally deceive their audience, some of whom are otherwise decent human beings, into thinking the twisted and misshapen shadows they’ve been taught to accept as reality are not just the dark echoes of dead ideas, mostly unworkable or cruel. Of course, these ‘flame-keepers’ are individuals and corporations who make enormous profits from bamboozling the public into voting for their hand-picked shadow candidates. Despite this, more and more people, as a matter of necessity, are throwing off their self-imposed shackles and crawling toward the light, as evidenced by the surfeit of polls showing the majority of Americans agree with the goals and ideas of the progressives. The Republican ‘shadow-show’ has nearly run its course — silly ephemera like ire at Obama shopping at Pet Smart with his dog, or what kind of holiday greeting some miserable low-paid clerk at a Big Box store uses, isn’t going to put a dime in anyone’s pocket except the fabulists who obsess on such baloney to avoid talking about the stark reality revealed by the sun outside the cave, with shafts of light now penetrating even its deepest recesses. BTW, it sounds like Orson Welles narrating the first video below that explains the allegory.

And, as a bonus, ten quotes from Socrates:

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‘Bizarre Religious Claims’ Couple Deported

‘Bizarre Religious Claims’ Couple Deported

By Walt N. Ponde
The Corpus Christi Sun-Journal
December 23, 2011

SPECIAL TO THE SUN-JOURNAL — The strange tale of illegal immigrants Jose and Maria Natividad has finally come to an end after a federal judge yesterday ordered the couple deported to Mexico.

They were arrested on the streets of Corpus Christi last Tuesday while seeking a place they could stay for free. Because they had no money and were unemployed, police initially charged them with vagrancy and loitering until a Spanish translator – the Natividads speak no English – discovered they were illegally in this country. The case was then turned over to U.S. immigration authorities.

INS agents told federal prosecutors that due to their age difference – Jose is 60 and Maria is 15 – they wanted Jose charged with statutory rape and transporting a minor across national borders for immoral purposes, but federal immigration Judge Ben Dayeau found that their marriage was legal under Mexican law, and ordered the deportation without additional charges filed. The local vagrancy and loitering charges were also dropped.

But that was after Texas Department of Family and Protective Services (DFPS) investigators uncovered what Judge Dayeau called, “the most bizarre claims that have ever been heard in my courtroom.”

Nine-months pregnant Maria Natividad told DFPS social workers that she had never consummated the marriage with her husband, that she was still a virgin, and that her pregnancy was the result of divine intervention. As the DFPS report put it, “Mrs. Natividad claims she was impregnated by God and that her unborn son is the Messiah or second coming of Jesus Christ as promised in the New Testament of the Bible.” Interviewed separately, Jose Natividad concurred with his wife’s story.

DFPS spokesman Rod N. Staph told the Sun-Journal that under ordinary circumstances it would have ordered a complete physiological and psychological examination of Mrs. Natividad, but that recent state immigration restrictions prevented that. “She’d be in a hospital right now,” Staph said, “except a new state law prohibits hospitals from treating undocumented immigrants.” Instead, DFPS recommended the couple be deported as quickly as possible.

Reached while campaigning in Iowa, Texas Gov. Rick Perry reacted to the judge’s ruling, telling reporters, “The people of Texas don’t want to pay for another illegal Mexican mother to have her baby here, no matter what kind of crazy tale this woman is telling. If born here, their child will then be an American citizen, and it will make it more likely this couple, who have no useful skills, no money and can’t speak our language, will stay here and we Americans will have to pay for them. The tough new immigration laws I signed protect Texas and America from these illegal deadbeats and their anchor babies.”

Texas religious leaders contacted for comment all agreed that Mrs. Natividad’s assertions were improbable at best, with Good Samaritan Baptist Church of Dallas pastor Ballman Gilead summing up their feelings: “This is, frankly, crazy. We know the second coming will happen in the Middle East and it won’t be a child of poor Mexican parents, you can be sure. This Natividad couple are just using this wild story to try and get a free ride from the U.S. taxpayer.”

Mindy Putts, a translator for DFPS, said that as she was helping the Natividads on an INS bus bound for Mexico early Thursday morning, Mrs. Natividad turned to her and said in Spanish, “I would ask God to curse this state of Texas for its lack of Christian decency and hospitality, but I see that He has anticipated my request.”

Fox News analyst and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin responded to the Natividad controversy by tweeting, “Controlling our borders is our gr8 American destiny, and nothing is 2 important 4 that goal 2 be remancipatated.”

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Today’s Music: Charles Brown, “Merry Christmas, Baby”

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Happy Holidays to All from This Website!

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