The Republican Party’s Twelve Commandments for 2012

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Today’s Quotes: The More Things Change…

“Wall Street owns the country. It is no longer a government of the people, by the people, and for the people, but a government of Wall Street, by Wall Street, and for Wall Street. The great common people of this country are slaves, and monopoly is the master… Money rules … Our laws are the output of a system which clothes rascals in robes and honesty in rags. The [political] parties lie to us and the political speakers mislead us… We want the abolition of the National Banks, and we want the power to make loans direct from the government. We want the foreclosure system wiped out … and we will not pay our debts to the loan-shark companies until the government pays its debts to us.”
— Mary Elizabeth Lease, a populist orator, from her 1890 speech “Wall Street Owns the Country.”

“The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves.”
— Dresden James

“The end of democracy, and the defeat of the American Revolution, will occur when government falls into the hands of the lending institutions and moneyed incorporations.”
— Thomas Jefferson

“For all practical purposes, every year about $700 billion in income is being sucked directly out of the hands of the poor and the middle class and shoveled into the hands of the rich. […] The American economy hasn’t been growing any faster over the past 30 years than it did in the 30 years before, it’s just distributed the gains of its growth disproportionately to the rich.”
— Kevin Drum, “The Price of Plutocracy,” Mother Jones, Oct. 27, 2011.

“Our inequality materializes our upper class, vulgarizes our middle class, brutalizes our lower class.”
— Matthew Arnold (b. 1822- d. 1888)

“Today, and not a moment too soon, the non-profit Citizens For Tax Justice (CTJ) has put out their findings revealing that twelve of the nation’s largest Fortune 500 companies, while making $170 billion in profits during the period of The Great Recession, paid an effective tax rate of negative 1.5%.
“Yes, you read that correctly.
“Not only have these twelve companies paid zero in taxes for the years 2008-2010, they actually received tax subsidies that added $62.4 billion to their bottom lines.”
— From Forbes, by way of AmericaBlog, June 2, 2011.

“Corporations, which should be the carefully restrained creatures of the law and the servants of the people, are fast becoming the people’s masters.”
— President Grover Cleveland (b. 1837-d. 1908).

“How many Americans from the 99 percent have made it into the top 1 percent? Well, from 1999 to 2007, according to the Tax Foundation, only one-tenth of 1 percent of Americans in the bottom 60 percent moved into the top 1 percent. But who’s counting?”
— Phil Proctor, Planet Proctor.

“The hungry sheep look up, and are not fed,
But swol’n with wind and the rank mist they draw,
Rot inwardly, and foul contagion spread…”
— John Milton, “Lycidas.”

“It’s difficult to clear the swamp when you are up to your armpits in alligator.”
— Author Unknown

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Chuck Norris’ Simpleminded and Inaccurate View of Public Education

Note to Chuck: You can take your Bible to a public school. You can read your Bible in a public school. But you have no right to make others read your Bible in a public school, or have the Bible taught in public school. That’s because parents who may not be your kind of Christian, or not Christian at all, help pay for that public school. Tell me, Chuck, would you like to pay for, say, a Muslim education for your children, should Islam become the majority religion in America? Besides, if your nonsense had any validity, then we wouldn’t have criminals in jail who graduated from parochial schools where they do teach the Bible. You might also note that serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer and Susan Smith, who murdered her two sons, both grew up in Bible-belting households; Smith was even being sexually abused by her stepfather who was a member in good standing of the Christian Coalition. Sorry, Chuck, but the human psyche is much more complicated than the solutions found in a book written thousands of years ago that has so many diverse interpretations. Incidentally, the United States was not founded on ‘Biblical principles’ except in the very broadest sense. It would be more accurate to say it was founded on Platonic or Athenian principles, from whence democracy and the idea of the republic sprang. In the days when the Bible was being written, it was unquestioned monarchy all the way.

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Job Training Video with MST3K

Here, the crew from Mystery Science Theater 3000 take their genius to an old Chevrolet training film entitled “Hired.” While watching this, I couldn’t help wondering if the sad-sack protagonist would end up as a Republican candidate for something, since he’s apparently failing at everything else. Enjoy!

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End of the Year Dump: Weird Pix

Just some random things I’ve had in the file and wasn’t sure how I’d use.

No. 1: Betty Boop and her skeleton. (Art by Michael Paulus.)

No. 2: Who owns John Boehner? (Artist unknown.)

No. 3: Who says carrots don’t have a sex life?

No. 4: What Mitt really thinks about Medicare (artist unknown):

No. 5: The typical American corporate office:

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End of the Year Dump: Maps

Some maps that I’ve been saving, but haven’t found the right thing to use them in. Still, the info is interesting and/or humorous.

Map #1: Here’s how enormous the continent of Africa is; you can fit every major nation on earth except Canada, Australia, Russia and some South American countries inside of it:

Map #2: Is this how Teabaggers see America?

Map #3: New Jersey for the uninitiated:

Original artists for these maps unknown.

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Obama’s ‘Strategery’ for 2012?


If so, it would be a good one. Just run clips of the mental midgets and moral reprobates in the GOP presidential field attacking each other for their outrageous lies and rank hypocrisy and let it sink in.  If you wanted to season things up a little, toss in some “Give ‘Em Hell Harry” sauce (see below). The result would be a landslide that would show up on the Richter scale, but is Obama ready for the political trench warfare this kind of campaign requires? Have no doubt the Republican candidate, whoever it may be, will have only negative attacks to hurl at Obama, funded anonymously by wealthy ‘Citizens United’ corporations and fat cats.  The GOP has no real plan that will create jobs or help most Americans– certainly cutting taxes for the wealthy, deregulating Wall Street further, destroying or privatizing social programs, starting a war with Iran, and enacting every crapshit crazy notion of the Religious Right will do nothing to improve the economy, and I think they know this, but just don’t care.

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Bad Memories of Christmas Past

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Mariel Clayton’s ‘Killer Barbies’

I’ve seen some staged ‘Barbie’ art, but none as good as photographer Mariel Clayton’s series ‘Killer Barbies.’ It’s disturbing and funny, as great art is supposed to be, although some might find the use and abuse of this plastic American icon grisly and offensive. To those ‘more sensitive viewers’ I offer this advice: don’t look. Below are a few samples of Clayton’s intricately staged photography featuring Barbie dolls; for more, go here:

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Today’s Music: Ton Van Bergeyk: “Grizzly Bear”

I don’t know much about Ton Van Bergeyk except he plays a hell of a ragtime guitar. The cut below was recorded in 1973, but Van Bergeyk is still out there playing. Click here for more info on this fine musician.

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