1. Gee, I wonder why this never caught on…
2. Or this…
3. “Look, you can wash your clothes and drive at the same time!”
4. Talk about a car for squares…
5. “Sure, Harry, you saved money — the damn thing doesn’t have a motor!”
6. “Hey, honey, look what I did with those old bicycle tires in the garage!”
7. “Ow, ow, ow, ouch, ow, ow…”
