1. “And now, let me introduce the first honest Republican candidate for Congress in two generations…”
2. “Finding our super-secret intelligent installation is easy, just look for the…”
3. Don’t eat the fruit of this tree…
4. …it might turn out to be of this variety.
5. Warning to page editors: Always be careful when using letters reflected in water…
6. But if you do, these words might come in handy after the publisher has seen the printed edition.
