1. A weird but real typo, somehow apt considering LBJ’s fetid history as a horndog. A corrected version with an apology later went out to students, parents and alumni, but the hilarious damage had been done.
2. More distress for penis packers.
3. Perhaps it was a tad chilly out.
4. A voice on the radio said the USA ranks below the top ten in health care, except in a single category: we are No. 1 in elective plastic surgery. Wave that foam finger you’ve had surgically attached to your wrist!
5. A vital part of any sensible diet, especially for law enforcement.
6. A sign from Romney campaign headquarters perhaps?
