Not political, just strange:
1. “That’s right, son, you just pull the trigger there between Batman’s legs to fire and fill it with more water where that plug is in his butt — uh, er, hey, wait a minute…”
2. “I tell you I saw something out there! It was like a cat sitting on a clear glass table, just hovering there in the air…”
3. “That’s right, that’s how Volkwagen makes the new Beetles.”
4. “Oh, honey, how can I ever thank you! What a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day!”
5. Plus the really unfortunate headline I just saw at MSN.com: “Scores Dead in Soccer Riot.”