For anyone who has sat through a Mitt Romney speech and stayed awake, my sympathies — you know what hell is. You also know why he perpetually hovers at around 25% in the GOP pack. In the video below, the work of BadLipReading.com, Romney actually makes more sense than he usually does in his public pronouncements, which are all flip-flops or denials of flip-flopping anyway. Lately he’s been grabbing his crotch and promising a war with Iran — unfortunately, no video exists of Mitt goosing his warhawk gonads, which would be hilarious to see. In the meantime, enjoy this:
