What Do Miss USA Contestants Have to Say On the Important Questions of the Day?

Not that it matters; beauty contests are mostly irrelevant and asking ‘weighty’ questions of the contestants is just a respectable cover for the pageant’s real mission of featuring young women parading around in swim suits and high heels. The first video here, asking if math should be taught in schools, is likely a spoof, although some claim it’s legitimate. The second video asking whether evolution should be taught in schools is depressingly real. BTW, the contestant from Maryland in the ‘evolution’ video, 23-year-old Allyn Rose, I’m almost sure is older than 23 and once made porn films under the pseudonym ‘Vera Vage,’ and don’t ask me how I know that.