Palin Not Running

Although she’s using the excuse that ‘my family comes first’ that’s just Republicanese for ‘my polling is so low I’m being beaten by Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and a crazy black pizza guy and, besides, I’d have to give up a million bucks a year from Fox News and I gotta pay for my Arizona mansion somehow.’ Read the details below:

Sarah Palin says she’s not running for president in 2012

Former Alaska governor: ‘As always, my family comes first’

NBC, msnbc.com and news services
updated 2 hours 3 minutes ago 2011-10-05T23:27:50

Sarah Palin, former Alaska governor and Tea Party favorite, announced Wednesday that she is not running for president, saying, “my family comes first.”

She revealed her intentions on a conservative talk-radio show.

In a statement she issued to the Mark Levin Show and read by Levin on the air, Palin said:

“After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking 2012 GOP nomination for president of the United states. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision.”

She added: “I believe that at this time I can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office — from the nation’s governors to congressional seats and the presidency.”

Read the rest here.

This may be good for the nation, but let’s have a little pity for the poor comedians and political satirists — for them, it’s a dark day, indeed.

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